Issue 51: The Internet Speaks

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An Oversight. Please Resubmit.

Jacobin has rejected my pitch for an article about how we need to nationalize Burger King and change it to Burger Republic.

— @timerube

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My latest for Jacobin, a Marxist analysis of Cocaine Bear and the vulgar commodification of coked-up wild animals.

— @erallover

They’re Imposters

I’ve also met quite a few Jacobin employees. They all have a kind of movie star presence so rare in activist journalism. Funny, sexy, well-tanned, and in perfect shape. Seriously.

— @Godard4Ever

Next Level Insanity: Read Catalyst

Mormon girls I knew in high school really be like: “Wow, she really went off the deep end after graduation.” Girl she’s talking about: reads Jacobin and supports YPG.

— @butleriano

Jacobin: The Irish Diaspora Is Leading the Trade Union Revival in Britain

Reader: “Meanwhile, Sinn Féin runs the UAW.”

— Benjamin E. Nardolilli, Brooklyn, NY