I’ve impressed. Jacobin went from a few dozen to a thousand subscribers in a year. We’ve brought the funk without having to resort to selling tote bags. Our completely redesigned next issue, out in a couple weeks, is going to be longer and better than the last.

Alas, my Bonapartist reign is over. We now have four editors, not one, and an advisory board of eight.

Here’s the rest of the dream team: Seth Ackerman, Mike Beggs, and Peter Frase.