Dear all,

This long con is finally starting to pay off. Getting attacked by Andrew Breitbart, Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck over the course of 48 hours was nice. Hate mail poured in. Tens of thousands of new people visited our site. All of them, presumably, became radicalized on the spot. We sold a lot of T-shirts. The proceeds are going to straight to costs involved with printing words and hosting events.