The QAnon Shaman Speaks!
And he sounds like . . . a hippie?

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Before Jake Angeli donned the garb of the so-called QAnon Shaman and stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021, he self-published a manifesto, titled One Mind at a Time: A Deep State of Illusion, that — if you skip over all the parts about Satanic child sex trafficking — reads like it was written by a crunchy-granola pinko.