Luke Skywalker jetting through the Death Star’s metal canyons armed only with a single proton torpedo. The Bride in Kill Bill hoisting her gleaming katana up to a room full of ninjas ready to strike her down. John McClane scaling the sides of Nakatomi Tower with bloody feet. Motherfucking Braveheart facing down the English with nothing but a damp kilt to shield him from certain death.

What we’re saying is, it’s lonely out here, trying to win.

We know the odds are stacked against us — we’re socialists. If we wanted to play it safe, we’d join “the Resistance” and angrily tweet at “President Drumpf” and call it a day. And while we’re ready to face crazy odds in order to revive democratic socialist politics in America — under the Drumpf presidency and a Republican Supreme Court, no less — we could sure use some help.