There are two kinds of people: those compelled to watch a film in which armed chimpanzees ride horses, and those who aren’t.

I’m with those who are compelled.

And we’re right. We’re what will make Dawn of the Planet of the Apes the hit film of the summer. Thousands of us took to social media when the Dawn trailer appeared, and communicated our resolution to see the film with some variation of the simple phrase, “Chimpanzees on horseback!”