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Who’s Your Second International Crush?

By
The Editors

1. Your crush is at a party. What are they doing?

  • A)Getting intense about something random.

  • B)Making a list in their Notes app.

  • C)Inspecting the bookshelf.

  • D)Reminding you how early they have to
    get up.

2. You text your crush at 2 a.m. How do they reply?

  • A)“On my way.”

  • B)“Give me an hour.”

  • C)typing  . . . 

  • D)“Let’s take it slow.”

3. Your crush’s biggest red flag is  . . . 

  • A)They escalate everything.

  • B)They work too much.

  • C)They overexplain.

  • D)They’re big on boundaries.

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