The following is a transcript taken from a comradely struggle session conducted by the Revolutionary Generation Alpha Vanguard (RGAV) and Jacobin. Their aim was a radical purge of Jacobin’s reactionary millennial residue.

RGAV: Six-seven.

Jacobin: I’m sorry, what?

[slaps]

RGAV: Six-seven?

Jacobin: I don’t understand . . . please  . . . 

RGAV: Six-seven, on god?

[slaps, followed by crying]

RGAV: Six-seven, on god?

Jacobin: Six-seven.

RGAV: No cap?

Jacobin: No, uh, no cap. On god.

RGAV: Do you know why you’re here?

Jacobin: I was sleeping. I heard a knock at the door —

RGAV: Lowkirkuinely, you’re here due to Jacobin’s counterrevolutionary millennial values and ideology. They give us the ick.

Jacobin: We’re sorry. We didn’t mean to do that. On god, we are striving to rid ourselves of reactionary millennial influence. We understand the true future is engagement-maxxing, skibidi-assorted memeification, and up-rizzing all content.

The rectification process is ongoing, but we’re not quite there yet. Even under our glorious Gen Alpha leadership, Jacobin isn’t quite purged of its reactionary millennial elements. So to keep publishing the essays, polemics, and memes that make the ruling class nervous, we need your support. Send your contributions at jacobin.com/donate or by check to Jacobin Foundation, 388 Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11217.